Games night at Kuchtas' (last Thursday)

The Results of My Psychological Assessment
(The Box in the Desert etc.)

I am wooden and broken
And full of crap.

Many friends, but distant.
Two are broken.
The friends or their ships?

My ideal mate is either dead (or unattainable)
And small and shaggy.

No kids.

The storm of problems will completely bury me,
My friends
And my non-wife.