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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Christmas slogans

"Keep the Mass in Christmas." (Roman Catholics)

"Keep the Mass out of Christmas." (Baptists)

"Keep the "t" in Christmas." (Elocutionists)

"Keep Christ in Weihnachten." (Confused German)

"Put Mashiach into Chanukah." ("Messianic" Jews)

"Saturn is the reason for the season." (Historians)

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