From 1976 until 2002, I collected songs, skits, poems and other such works of creativity at Dorion Bible Camp into what I titled Folklore Books. Admittedly, many of the works were written by me: many, but not all!
In order to read the pages, once you've clicked on its thumbnail, you may need to right-click it and choose "View Image" or the like, and then probably used the magnifying glass which may appear as you mouse over.
Some of the pages (scripts for skits) have already been made into html pages, to which I've linked. Complete List I suggest opening them in a different tab in your browser, so that you can easily refer to this post.
Dorion Bible Camp Sonbook from 1993 (PDF)
(Corrected, and no longer in all-caps)
Another Version With Other Songs (webpage)
Cover
p. 1 Mayfly Mush
To mp3 of this song.
p. 2 The Pillow-fighting Champ of Dorion Bible Camp
To mp3 of this song.
pp. 3,4 Special Guests in the Early 80s (PDF)
p. 5
p. 6 Three Early Parody Songs (PDF)
p. 7 Dorion Bible Cult PDF version
pp. 8,9 Fred Simpton: Summer Missionary PDF version
pp. 10,11 My Fair Counsellor PDF version
pp. 12,13 The Return of the Joboy PDF version
pp. 14 - 16 The Sound of Camp PDF version
pp. 17,18 Kitchen Trek: Search for Pots PDF version
pp. 19,20 Archeologists Dig Up Dorion Bible Camp PDF version
pp. 21,22 Dorion Bible Camp in the First Century PDF version
pp. 23 - 25 Bob Dorion's song lyrics (PDF) To a page of mp3s of Bob Dorion songs (and more).
p. 26 "Dorion Wars" & "How Not to Give to Missions" (PDF)
pp. 27,28 "Testimony Chapel Play By Play" PDF version
p. 29 "We Might As Well All Go to Camp" (PDF)
p. 30 Revised Award Levels
p. 31 - 33 Revised Staff Policies (PDF)
p. 34 Drugs For Bugs (It Must Be Pic)
To mp3 of this song.
p. 35 The True and Terrible Ballad of Evil Ed Gooch (with chords) (PDF) To mp3 of this song.
p. 36 Gooch Carols (PDF)
p. 37 The True and Terrible Tale of Evil Ed Gooch PDF version
p. 38
p. 39
p. 40
pp. 41 - 43 Back to the Camp PDF version
p. 44 Fiddler on the Tukshop poster
pp. 45 - 50 Fiddler on the Tukshop PDF version
p. 51
p. 52 Joklahoma poster
pp. 53 - 58 Joklahoma PDF version
p. 59 Three Poems from 1987 (PDF)
p. 60 Kitchen Trek: The Next Degeneration PDF version
pp. 61,62 The True and Tasteful Ballad of the Headless Kitchen Girl
PDF version
To mp3 of this song.
pp. 63, 64 Stuck in a Cabin With Victor Wong (PDF)
p. 65 Swim Duty From Hell (PDF)
p. 66 ONOTIO Parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" (PDF)
pp. 67,68 Zargons Infiltrate Dorion Bible Camp PDF version To mp3 of the song.
p. 69 Phantom of the Dining Hall poster
pp. 70 - 73 The Phantom of the Dining Hall PDF version Two Videos
pp. 74,75 The Dean Skit PDF version
p. 76 "The ... Ballad of the James Family" (PDF)
p. 77 The 12 Weeks of Camp (PDF)
p. 78 Proverbs by Primaries (PDF)
p. 79 Frustration With Attendance Leaders Not Getting Their Lists In (PDF)
p. 80 McEachern Is Barker
pp. 81 - 83 Politically Correct Bible Camp PDF version
p. 84 Regulations For All Employees (PDF)
pp. 85,86 Memories '93 (PDF)
pp. 87 Our Favourite Things (PDF)
p. 88 Mad-Lib Story About Dave M. (PDF)
pp. 89,90 Memories '94 (PDF)
p. 91 Sound Effects Story About Paula (PDF)
p. 92 Sound Effects Story About Neil (PDF)
p. 93 Sound Effects Story About Dean (PDF)
p. 94 Sound Effects Story About Brad (PDF)
pp. 95 - 97 Memories '95 (PDF)
p. 98 Award of Shroom
p. 99 - 100 Camper's Paradise (PDF)
pp. 101,102 Shroom's Monopoly Card
p. 103 Camp Song Parody for Judson/Harbron Wedding (PDF)
pp. 104 - 107 Memories '96 (PDF)
p. 108 Performances of "Bears" (PDF) Youtube Playlist
pp. 109 - 111 Little Cabin Medley (PDF) Youtube Playlist
p. 112 "We are the Board."
p. 113 The Seven of Hearts"
p. 114 Bonus Bob
p. 115 The Tiny Girl and Tiny Boy Poems Intro (PDF)
p. 116 "There Was Once a Tiny Girl"
p. 117 "The Tiny Girl (a Sequel)"
p. 118 "The Tiny Girl's Reply"
p. 119 "Haiku by The Tiny Boy"
p. 120 "Sonnet by the Tiny Girl"
p. 121 The Tiny Girl: The Final Word (PDF)
pp. 122,123 Sound Effects Story About Amy R. (PDF)
p. 124 The Twelve Days of Christmas Camp Memories by Jenni P. (PDF)
pp. 125 - 128 Memories '97 (PDF)
pp. 129 - 130 "You Sick Man" Medley (PDF)
pp. 131 - 133 Memories '98 (PDF)
p. 134 I Wanna Throw Up (PDF)
p. 135 Bear Muc Fruit
pp. 136 - 138 The Ten Commandments of This Table
pp. 139 - 142 Reincarnated Hits of the Sixties (PDF)
pp. 143 - 145 Memories '99 (PDF)
pp. 146 - 147 Memories 2000 (PDF)
p. 148 "It's My Swing"(PDF)
pp. 149 - 150 Memories 2001 (PDF)
p. 151 The Royal Table o' Fun
pp. 152 - 153 The Four Dorion Staff Members (PDF)
pp. 154 - 155 Memories 2002 (PDF)
p. 156
p. 157 To Be Continued (PDF)
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Items Which Didn't Make the Revised Version:
The Compassionate Counsellor Test:
All-Star Camp (not yet done)
Freshwater Shark Club (not yet done)
I think this skit may have been written by Jody Tauro c. 1983, maybe for a Variety Night in town:
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